I'm 18 annnnnnnnnd you should message me to find out more ;)

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A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

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when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

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all i need to be happy is to sit on the porch and eat spiders.  why would you take my happiness from me?
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Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?

this is now my most favorited post ever
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i am kind of sad ok


this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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