I'm an 18 year old narcoleptic among many other problems and I'm currently a Philosophy major. If that doesn't scream crazy and interesting I don't know what would. Oh, and I love cats and I belong to many fandoms.

"I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved."
this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too (via asimetricna-vagina)
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shadesonair:

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

amen

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homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

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theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

image

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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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shitshilarious:

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

neither a moon nor a sun is scientifically recognized as a planet
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unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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